I don’t have time to be a superhero! I’ve got gymnastics and debate club and volunteer work and ALEGBRA! My little brother, Matt, really messed things up this time! Because of him, my hair is registered as a deadly weapon! Why couldn’t I have been an only child! Now, every time I turn around, another mutant is trying to destroy our city – and I have to help save everyone! Not that I’m complaining. I want to help save people, but I’d also like a normal life. I’m spending more time with Jason and Matt fighting disgusting mutants than I am hanging out with my girlfriends. And forget about dating! Well, let’s not totally forget about it. I sure had my life planned out nice and neat - study hard, go to a good college, get a good job, meet a nice guy…. Well, life doesn’t always go the way you plan it. Looks like I’m going to have to add “kick mutant butt” to my list… and get a bigger scrunchie.